Time Traveler Noah Reveals Future of North Korea

This video features Noah who despite the title mostly answers some general questions first, and only mentions China around 7 minutes and 30 seconds before he talks about North Korea. It was released on March 21st, 2018 and it was mentioned at the end to possibly be a farewell video for Noah, but he did make more appearances later.

Transcript
Note: We met Noah in an undisclosed location so he could reveal one last part of his story.

Noah: Hi, you might know me as Noah the Time Traveler. I appeared on Paranormal Elite, ApexTV, and many many media outlets such as Daily Mail, Express, and ABC. You might not believe me but I'm actually from the year 2030 and I'm stuck in this time. So I'm here to answer a lot of questions that people have for me and a bunch of things about time travel as well.

So I'm going to tell you guys a big story of my travel experiences to North Korea in 2030 and what happens to it. I will tell you guys that at the very end.

How do time machines work? There are several time machines right, four I use. It's like this giant suit right, and I go inside this underground dome which is like in the middle of nowhere. You're not gonna be able to find me easily right, and this huge surge of electricity basically pushes me through time either forward in the future or in the past and I arrive in the same dome but in like a different year, and that's how I time travel and I don't go by myself. I always have to go in a team so I'm never gonna be going by myself at all.

What exactly was my mission that got me stuck in 2017? My mission was actually studying the cartel and a bunch of other stuff like after-facts about them in Southern America. That was my mission, it's something you would expect either to look something so extreme the most important parts happen in time travel. We just study like stuff there are some times where people study something as simple as like medicine that is just a simple advil pedal or something like that? But there's no it's always boring right, I didn't see anything interesting about my work for the like studying and like getting notes of the cartel, okay?

Spokesperson: Are you alternating the timeline in any way by disclosing such information about Trump being President?

Noah: Oh yeah yeah yeah, basically I'm not disclosing. I mean I am disclosing all this, but I am not causing any paradoxes right, the machines are built so paradoxes are able to happen unless of extreme circumstances. We're still building upon this so extreme paradoxes won't happen. Basically me alerting the public won't do anything. It's like this really complicated stuff is it'll take me... I'm not even sure if have before like an idea and everything with there like and the engineer could probably go on it for hours and hours and hours, but there's like so many things basically this doesn't cause a paradox, but there could be paradoxes that could happen.

If my younger self were to see me in the news, they would probably dismiss it and will never like think about it again, or will, just like they'll probably forget it, or they'll think they'll process and like oh I'm a time traveler, but then oh forget as soon as they grow up because nothing will happen they'll think oh, it's the childhood dream.

How do you stop a paradox? That's one question people have a lot. Basically, they're like a giant group of engineers that work on this. I don't know what they're specializing in., but they're specially designed in case paradox happens and they'll come, and then they will try to figure this out, and they'll stop anything that basically caused it in the beginning, and they've like special with chips and a lot of other things that basically stop it from happening as soon as they get rid of the threat that's causing the paradox. Nothing from the paradox will happen from them stopping the threat. That's stopping the paradox, it's just a bunch of coding a bunch of stuff, it's super complicated and I couldn't get into this cuz I don't know the full detail of it.

Now the thing I can't go back in time to you know make wealth, first of all I never remember the lottery numbers, I don't think you'll remember anyone lottery numbers right now and the second thing is like there's just like so much... There's like so much paradoxes that could happen from this and that just kind of terrifies me. Me alerting the public does not cause the paradox and I know that for sure because one hasn't happened yet. Some people think there might be alternative timelines, but I'm not sure.

Are there going to be aliens in the future? Yes, there will. I actually seen alien races come to Earth. It's just only one, but they're as smart as us. There's a common misconception that they're going to be smarter than us, they're just as smart as us, just as foolish as us, and they have ruined their planet as well. They came to us and we've kind of talked with them, but like the aliens that the government has been harboring for so long are way more unintelligent than us, and they are like they are they aren't even human order at all so these aliens that we find right now are actually like so intelligent that we have the government has to tell everybody about them and that such a giant race just a giant amount of them come that they have to announce it, and they finally do and that's when humans finally have interactions with aliens. While they got here because they sent us radio signals and a bunch of other stuff as soon as they got from like to Earth they had come in these spherical objects, but as soon as they went down to the Earth, they stopped right away. They basically interacted with them, they don't communicate telepathically or anything they just talk like normal people, they have really good ways of like basically imitating vocal cords and being able to speak our language a little. President Donald Trump actually met with one, but there was never a recording of it, he actually met with them in private. So and it was announced like a couple months after he did so and he was just you know he was just talking with them to see what they were like.

How do aliens look like? Basically, they look like us humans they vary height, they could be smaller than us, taller than us. They have burglar-proof pupils like us more wire on them for their eyes and everything. They are kind of like they do have a bigger brain so the heads are kind of bigger they are kind of more muscular a little so they have like their muscles around their body where humans don't. So they have them have like a muscle popping out like one right here one, one right there, and it sits there like they're really hard to describe there are skin colors like it depends on what they are. It sometimes they have grey skin sometimes, they have like kind of transparent grayish skin. It's hard to describe, they are intelligent in space travel, but other stuff we are smarter than them at.

Where did they land? Some of them landed in Antarctica, Northern Asia, it's like basically Russia and some in the ocean. You can obviously tell what happens to the ones that landed in the ocean, they perished, but basically we were able to get over to them and you know transported them. Some actually recall using Antarctica until we discover the leader, they didn't know what happened and where they were, and they're basically these spacecrafts that they came in only work once. They break as soon as they travel that long distance.

Is China still communist? No. They become a Democracy in the future, it is due to like they feeling it's more of a business decision for the country, and they feel like it is better and because of that they even stopped becoming allies with North Korea which of led towards the next war. It wasn't a World War Three, it was just the next war.

Now the big question, what happens to North Korea? North Korea is basically becoming a huge huge huge threat to us, and this I have story about me being in North Korea like in 2030. I was there studying with a bunch of other people, we are basically just getting notes, but the thing is we're in the world where we were part of work like there's two sides fighting. It was basically a bunch of countries, I'm going to say three of them because I don't wanna cause any paradox: United States, Japan, and South Korea, but basically they were fighting and I was in the middle war-torn part of it, and it is super violent there. It'll constantly go gun firings, constantly rebels just running across killing each other, so it was really hard for me not to get into the middle of that, but I was trying to take notes and basically a lot of the fight was happening, North Korea got a little victory and the land that I was staying in so they immediately arrested me hours after that happened and I was sent to a camp.

The reason I didn't talk about the story for a long time was cuz I was only there for two days until we got someone got the land back from the country, and we basically were able to be set free, and it was just a really terrible thing to be basically being tortured not like painfully, but we were like sore for a little and we were able to get out which was like really happy, and I was able to get out of there because obviously the time machine I travel in was back in America, and it's not no I don't have it like constantly with me or anything so I can't go back or anywhere so I was just stuck in North Korea, but luckily I was able to go.

North Korea is defeated after a while and it becomes Korea, basically these people still call it North Korea and South Korea just like United States people say the North and the South, but like there is a lot, there was a lot of rebels in the North as soon as Korea was made because they didn't want basically any you know, capitalist society you don't want Communism, but eventually they slowly stopped like they're slowly stopped being more rebels. They're basically a capitalist country and everybody's happy, but I guess happy there. There's a new leader, and it was just all good. Kim Jong-Un was actually dealt with, I'm not going to say how but he was.

What's my future gonna be like? This is my last video, I might be able to do some interviews after this and a lot of other stuff, but this is my last video. I am going away for a while, for the rest of my life. I'm not gonna say what's happen, but it's cuz it's like a bunch of other stuff. This is really important to me, and I have to go. I am trying to do this really urgently and but is this like I've been called some for something in a rush, and I may be going. Thank you guys so much. This is my last video as Noah the Time-traveler. Stay tuned.

(he hugs the spokesperson)

I'm sorry that I have to go, it's been nice, but I have to leave in like a couple of weeks. I have to do something that's like dear to me. So, thank you so much, man. Thank you so much for broadcasting my story. I really appreciate it. Thank you guys so much, thank you.

Note: We don't know what the future holds for Noah, but we wish him all the best. As for us...

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